Dead Body Cycling
During an English
lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention
to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to
school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I
saw a dead body cycling to school.
Not
going to have babies
A six-year-old boy
told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The
father, being modern and well schooled in handling children, hid his smile
behind his hand.
“That’s a serious step,”
he said. “Have you thought it out completely?”
“Yes,”
his young son answered. “We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers.
It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.”
“How about transportation?” the father asked.
“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little
boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, “What about babies?
When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”
“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.
“We’re not going to have babies. Every
time she lays an egg, I’m going to step on it!”
